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M2B RHOC Season 13 Episode 11 – 8 1/2 Minutes to Success
In this episode, Xchel’s back and he has a lot to say. Enjoy our hot takes on episode 11 of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13. :) Enjoy and please share us with all of your Bravo-loving friends! Please rate & subscribe on iTunes. We have a new goal of getting to 75…
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M2B RHOC Season 13 Episode 4 – Judge, Jury and Gina
We’re back! After a much needed break for Xchel, we are back recapping and talking about all things Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13. In this episode, we breakdown episode 4 of RHOC. Listen as we discuss Gina’s marriage, why the new girls are always working out, Emily’s mother-in-law, Kelly’s vindictiveness, David Beador’s social…
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M2B RHOC Season 13 Episode 3 – Tres Amigas
We’re back! After a much needed break for Xchel, we are back recapping and talking about all things Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13. In this episode, we breakdown episode 3 of RHOC. Listen as we discuss boobs, broken bones, baby workouts, Brooks, puta, Spartan douchebags, girl code and so much more. Enjoy and…
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M2B RHOC Season 13 Episode 2 – One Apology, Another Betrayal
We’re back! After a much needed break for Xchel, we are back recapping and talking about all things Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13. In this episode, we breakdown episode 2 of RHOC. Listen as we discuss dad boners, biblical apologies, girl code, interior design, ex husband vacations, Tammy/Edward, the new housewives and so…
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M2B RHOBH Season 8 Episode 16 – Holy Schnitzel
Joleen and Xchel are moving on up to Beverly Hills! In this episode we recap episode 16 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8. The ladies are on a group trip in Berlin, Germany! Listen as we discuss yet another housewives horse activity, Kyle’s panic, Teddi the hero, how differently the housewives travel,…
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M2B Vanderpump Rules Season 6 Episode 19 – Reiki Breaky Heart
We’ve ventured into Pump Rules Land! It was only natural since Vanderpump Rules is filmed in Joleen and Xchel’s West Hollywood neighborhood. Joleen and Xchel recap the 19th episode of the 6th season of Vanderpump Rules! This episode fills us with false Jax and Brittany break up hope. Will Adam become the new Jax? Should…
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M2B RHOBH Season 8 Episode 13 – Crying Shame
Joleen and Xchel are moving on up to Beverly Hills! In this episode we recap episode 13 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8. We’re finally caught up on RHOBH! Listen as we explain why this is a perfect Housewives episode and so much more! Enjoy and please share us with your Bravo-loving…
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M2B RHOBH Season 8 Episode 12 – Gag Gift
Joleen and Xchel are moving on up to Beverly Hills! In this episode we recap episode 12 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8. Listen as we answer all of the important questions like is Teddi cut out for the Housewives? Is Teddi Bear Lisa’s new favorite? Why are Dorit and Erika friends?…
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M2B Atlanta Season 10 Episode 10 – Storming Out
So we’ve finally ventured into Real Housewives of Atlanta territory. However, Xchel has expressed that he can only do 2 seasons of the housewives at a time so Joleen has enlisted the help of her friend and fellow comedian, Jason Webb to be her RHOA correspondent. Jason is perfect for the job because A. She…
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M2B RHOBH Season 8 Episode 11 – Thank You, Thuck You
Joleen and Xchel are moving on up to Beverly Hills! In this episode we recap episode 11 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8. Listen as we answer all of the important questions like why does Bravo keep promoting Instagram celebrities who steal content? Who looked better in the red faux fur coat…
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M2B RHOBH Season 8 Episode 8 – Petty Mess
Joleen and Xchel are moving on up to Beverly Hills! In this episode we recap episode 8 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8. Listen as we answer all of the important questions like why is Kyle so upset? Does Vanderpump need a lot of attention? Did Dorit break Lisa’s trust? Is there…
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M2B NJ Season 8 Episode 14 – Reunion Parts 1 & 2
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel recap parts 1 and 2 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion. It was a SUPER SHORT season, but we did it! Find out who was best dressed, who was basically not there, who was right, who was wrong, who’s coming back next season and so much more.…
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M2B RHOBH Season 8 Episode 4 – Lights Out
Joleen and Xchel are moving on up to Beverly Hills! In this episode we recap episode 4 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8. Joleen accidentally insults Xchel and herself. Listen as we answer all the important questions like why did Dorit call Camille a C U Next Tuesday? How are Rinna’s daughters…
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M2B NJ Season 8 Episode 13 FINALE – Prisons, Proposals, and Parties
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel recap episode 13, which is the finale of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8. Did Siggy really fall down the stairs? Where’s the footage? Why’s Marge on a horse? Why is Danielle so quiet? Did Dolores react appropriately? Was Melissa ditched? Why’d Teresa leave Find out all…
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M2B RHOBH Season 8 Episode 1 – Stronger Than Ever
Joleen and Xchel are moving on up to Beverly Hills! In this episode we recap the premiere of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8. So far Xchel’s a fan. Listen now to find out why and so much more. Enjoy! Please rate & subscribe on iTunes. We have a new goal of getting…
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M2B Atlanta Season 10 Episode 5 – Petty Party
So we’ve finally ventured into Real Housewives of Atlanta territory. However, Xchel has expressed that he can only do 2 seasons of the housewives at a time so Joleen has enlisted the help of her friend and fellow comedian, Jason Webb to be her RHOA correspondent. Jason is perfect for the job because A. She…
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M2B NJ Season 8 Episode 9 – When Chairs Fly
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel recap episode 9 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8. Listen as we discuss the Kim D vs Teresa showdown. Who’s right? Who’s wrong? Who’s Joleen crushing on? Why doesn’t Xchel know the difference between a haircut and a style? Who has Teresa’s back? In marriage, who…
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M2B NJ Season 8 Episode 8 – Walking On Broken Glass
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel recap episode 8 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8. Listen as we discuss part two of Siggy’s retreat, why Joleen is crushing on Dolores, Melissa’s flawless Siggy impression, Dolores and Siggy’s Posche admission, Danielle’s adorable Gucci sweatshirt, that poor glass of red wine that Teresa murdered…
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M2B Atlanta Season 10 Episode 2 – Say Yes To Distress
So we’ve finally ventured into Real Housewives of Atlanta territory. However, Xchel has expressed that he can only do 2 seasons of the housewives at a time so Joleen has enlisted the help of her friend and fellow comedian, Jason Webb to be her RHOA correspondent. Jason is perfect for the job because A. She…
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M2B Atlanta Season 10 Episode 1 – 50 Shades of Cynthia
So we’ve finally ventured into Real Housewives of Atlanta territory. However, Xchel has expressed that he can only do 2 seasons of the housewives at a time so Joleen has enlisted the help of her friend and fellow comedian, Jason Webb to be her RHOA correspondent. Jason is perfect for the job because A. She…
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M2B OC Episode 20 – Reunion Part 1
It’s part one of this two-part Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion! Joleen and Xchel recap Andy Cohen’s recap of season 12. Who came out the victor when Meghan came for Lydia? Was Peggy even at the reunion? Why was Vicki crying over Shannon’s marriage? Will Shannon and Lydia ever be friends? Will Meghan ever…
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M2B NJ Season 8 Episode 7 – A Retreat To Remember
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel recap episode 7 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8. Listen as we discuss the Danielle’s past, Teresa’s future with Melissa, Siggy retreating to her old ways, Dolores’s badassness, why this is a near perfect Housewives episode and so much more. Enjoy! And share us with your…
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M2B OC Episode 19 – SEASON FINALE
It’s finally here! The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 12 Finale! It’s episode 19 and Meghan is selling candles where Tamra got married. Joleen and Xchel discuss Meghan’s extravagant King Collection party and the apology tour that attended. Was Peggy lying? Will Kelly and Shannon ever be single lady besties? How awkward was that…
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M2B NJ Season 8 Episode 6 – Growing Up Jersey
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel recap episode 6 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8. Listen as we discuss the Gorgonzola’s parenting, Nono’s Speedo, Margaret squared’s twinning, Siggy’s ass pellets, a few 80’s movie references, Dolores and Margaret’s reconciliation and so much more! Enjoy! And share us with your Bravo-loving friends! Please…
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M2B OC Episode 18 – The Real Vikings of Orange County
This Iceland trip keeps getting crazier and crazier! It’s episode 18 of the Real Housewives of Orange County and Peggy is coming for Meghan!?! Misfire! Misfire! Joleen and Xchel discuss Peggy’s big night and it’s aftermath. Is Vicki a bad friend? Did Lydia do the right thing? Is Meghan really crying? Is Tamra the meanest…
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M2B NJ Episode 5 – Not Over It
This is the tastiest tasting we’ve ever (not) been invited to! In this episode, Joleen and Xchel recap episode 5 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Listen as we discuss Siggy’s crabwalk, Danielle coming for Dolores, whether or not we think Teresa is jealous of Melissa, the best and worst dressed of the episode,…
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M2B OC Episode 16 – An Unexpected Thaw
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel are heading to Iceland (via the television) for another housewives trip! They discuss Meghan’s nanny privilege, glacier hiking, group texts, Lydia’s temper tantrum, Vicki’s 911 scare, breaking Real Housewives of Orange County news regarding David and Shannon’s marriage and so much more. Enjoy! And share us with your Bravo-loving…
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M2B NJ Episode 3 – The Apology
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel recap episode 3 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Listen as they discuss which housewife is more Joan Rivers, Teresa’s Tre(e) wordplay, Dolores – the instigator, Siggy’s mean girl tactics, Joe Gorgonzola’s new business endeavor, Average Joe’s man crush, why Margaret’s mom is the best dressed woman on…
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M2B OC Episode 15 – Mystic Mistake
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel discuss Vicki’s heart, Tamra’s shock, Peggy’s tearful teardown of Shannon, Lydia’s patriarchal travel invitation, Meghan’s mystical party from Hell and more. Enjoy! And share us with your Bravo-loving friends! Please rate & subscribe on iTunes. We have a new goal of getting to 40 rates and reviews on iTunes!…
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M2B OC Episode 14 – Armenian Rhapsody
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel discuss Vicki’s failed attempt at making amends with Tamra, jealous housewives (Looking at you, Meghan), Diko confronting Shannon, Kelly’s love of dad jokes, the complexities of marriage, who Lydia’s replacement should be and so much more. Enjoy! And share us with your Bravo-loving friends! Please rate & subscribe on…
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M2B NJ Episode 1 – Shady Beach
It’s the NEW JERSEY SEASON 8 PREMIERE! In this episode, we introduce Xchel to the table-flipping, tight dress-wearing ladies who make up the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Listen as Joleen and Xchel break down the premiere and find out if Xchel will decide to run for the drama-free hills after this episode. Enjoy! And…
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M2B OC Episode 12 – Farm-to-Table Manners
Joleen and Xchel are on day 5 of the Whole 30 Diet and it may be affecting their views on the housewives. In this episode, they discuss whether Kelly is capable of empathy and compassion, why Meghan is a boring housewife, Vicki’s influenza, Tamra throwing Shannon under the bus again, bullying, kicking down and why…
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M2B OC Episode 10 – Loose Lips Sink Friendships
In this VERY SPECIAL episode, Xchel takes a nap while Joleen’s mom Eileen fills in as co-host. Eileen is a super OC Housewives fan! Enjoy her Minnesota/Fargo accent as she and Joleen discuss all things episode 10. We find out Eileen’s favorite housewife…it may surprise you. Joleen and Eileen also talk about, Tamra’s face, Meghan’s…
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M2B NYC Reunion Part 3 – Goodbye Season 9
It’s the final part of the Real Housewives of New York City Reunion and it’s time to say goodbye! In this episode, Joleen and Xchel wrap up the season, give out some real housewives awards and advice for next season. Enjoy! Please rate & subscribe on iTunes. Our goal is to get to 40 reviews.…
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M2B OC Episode 8 – Run For Your Wife
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel discuss resting bitch faces, seafood towers, private swim lessons, Meghan’s likability, Kelly’s lack of self-control, whether or not Vicki is in control, Lydia’s mom’s magic, why inside jokes need to stay inside, the hazing of Peggy and the future of Shannon’s marriage. They also share their frustrations with this…
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M2B OC Episode 7 – Un-Noble Women
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel discuss the housewives and their men. Is Eddie super sleepy this season? Why does David need abs? Why is Jimmy so cranky? Are Diko and Peggy really married? Is Doug the best househusband? And what the hell is going on with Kelly, Michael and lobster mac n cheese? They…
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M2B NYC Reunion Part ONE – The Dragging of Ramona Singer
It’s Part ONE of the Real Housewives of New York City Reunion! In this episode, Joleen and Xchel discuss the epic dragging of Ramona Singer, Sonja’s stolen pajama jammy jams, the fall of the D’agostino’s and so much more. Also, find out our picks for best and worst dressed. The NYC reunion came out swinging…
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M2B OC Episode 6 – The Sip-And-See Stand Off
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel share the many definitions they have of what a sip-n-see might be and do their best impressions of some of their favorite housewives/scenes. They also discuss Kelly’s bad fashion and behavior, Lydia and Doug’s hairy party planning, whether or not Peggy is putting on an act and Megan’s true intentions. Also,…
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M2B OC Episode 5 – Moving In, Moving On And Moving Fast
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel discuss Lydia’s God-centered sex talk, putting your parents in a senior center, prenuptial agreements, the controversies surrounding Peggy, Kelly’s meeting with the puppet master, home party sales and Vicki’s new “good girl” act. They also ponder the age old question – Can you drive a yellow car and be…
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M2B NYC Episode 18 – Make Out, Make Up
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel start off with some BREAKING NEWS in the New York Housewives world! They wrap up the Mexico trip with talk of Sonja’s hands/tongue-on approach to partying with her lady friends. Everyone is tequila-wasted and just after Bethenny and Ramona make up in the pool, a new fight emerges between…
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M2B OC Episode 2 – It’s Either My Way or the Feng Shui
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel recall their weekend trip to the Orange County Fair where they were on the lookout for housewives. Then they dive into episode 2 to discuss the newest housewife (even though they can’t remember her name), Tamra as a grandma, couples who workout together, Shannon’s fragile mental state and which…
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M2B OC Episode 1 – The Great Divide
In this episode, Joleen welcomes Xchel to the wonderful world of the Orange County. It’s an early Christmas miracle! Xchel has agreed to watch and podcast about the Real Housewives of New York City AND the Real Housewives of OC. Listen as Joleen gives Xchel a crash course in all things OC housewives as they…
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Married To Bravo Episode 13 – A Bronx Tale
In this episode, Joleen & Xchel discuss all the drama that went down in the Bronx. Dorinda, the drunken gangster is back and all we can say is, CLIP! Sonja is still talking about not being invited to the Berkshires LAST YEAR; however, we all know it’s about so much more than just that. Could…
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Married To Bravo Episode 11 – A Countess No More
In this episode, Joleen & Xchel talk about talking shit behind your back, Bethenny’s amazing party (she had cups made of cookie!), Ramona’s thirsty dinner with children and agree that it’s time for everyone to stop celebrating Luann & Tom’s nuptials. IT’S OVER! HURRAY! Neither Joleen or Xchel took notes during this episode. Will they…
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Married To Bravo Episode 10 – Black Out And Get Out
In this episode, Joleen & Xchel wrap up the Bezerkshires trip and the conclusion of the Bethenny and Ramona fight. Back in New York, JILL & BOBBY ZARIN ARE BACK! Did it live up to all the Bravo hype? You’ll have to listen to find out. Joleen explains why 11 pm is too late to…
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Married to Bravo – THE VERY SPECIAL EPISODE
It’s a very special bonus episode of the Married To Bravo Podcast. Xchel talks to Joleen about her recent trip to NYC where she was on the lookout for housewives! Did she find any? Is she moving there to join the cast? Did she make-out with Tom? Find out in this super special short episode…
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Married To Bravo Episode 9 – Two Weeks Notice
In this episode, Joleen & Xchel start off in a fight. Yay marriage! They quickly resolve their issue with a technique any couple’s therapist would be proud of…aka the “Same page” method. When all is right in the Hernandez marriage again, they answer some fan mail about ball rejuvenation…is it a thing? You’ll find out.…
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Married To Bravo Episode 8 – Return of the Berzerkshires
Xchel married Joleen, which means he also (reluctantly) married all things Bravo TV. Listen as comedians Joleen Lunzer-Hernandez and Xchel Hernandez have fun breaking down episodes of the newest season of the Real Housewives of New York City. In this episode we talk all things episode 8 – “Return of the Berzerkshires.” The women return…
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