Tag: marriage goals
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M2B Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Episodes 3 & 4
In these episodes, we dive back into West Hollywood’s own Vanderpump Rules! Listen as Joleen and Xchel recap episodes 3 & 4 of Vanderpump Rules Season 7. James is back to blacking-out and fat-shaming, Kristen is out for blood and Lisa has to make a big decision. Enjoy and please share us with all of […]
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M2B Top Chef Kentucky Episodes 1 & 2
We’ve ventured into Top Chef Land for the first time ever. We’re also putting all of our Top Chef Kentucky episodes on YouTube so you can listen and watch us. In this episode, we recap episodes 1 and 2 of this season of Top Chef. Will Xchel like this more than the Housewives and Vanderpump? […]
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M2B RHOC Season 13 Episode 8 – Seeing Red
In this episode, Joleen’s mom, Eileen returns to fill in for Xchel! Enjoy her sassy take on episode 8 of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13. This episode was fire! :) Enjoy and please share us with all of your Bravo-loving friends! Please rate & subscribe on iTunes. We have a new goal […]
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M2B RHOC Season 13 Episode 6 – Rumors
We’re back! After a much needed break for Xchel, we are back recapping and talking about all things Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13. In this episode, we breakdown episode 6 of RHOC. Listen as we discuss Shannon’s spousal support, David’s serial killer eyes, Kelly’s Milkman, Gina and Emily’s misunderstanding, Tamra’s instigation, dating after […]
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M2B RHOC Season 13 Episode 5 – Orange County Hold ‘Em
We’re back! After a much needed break for Xchel, we are back recapping and talking about all things Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13. In this episode, we breakdown episode 5 of RHOC. Listen as we discuss Gina’s drunken behavior, husbands yelling, Gina’s divorce, Tamra’s hottest housewife title, why our last episode sounded so […]
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M2B RHOC Season 13 Episode 2 – One Apology, Another Betrayal
We’re back! After a much needed break for Xchel, we are back recapping and talking about all things Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13. In this episode, we breakdown episode 2 of RHOC. Listen as we discuss dad boners, biblical apologies, girl code, interior design, ex husband vacations, Tammy/Edward, the new housewives and so […]
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M2B RHOBH Season 8 Episode 14 – Heaven Knows
Joleen and Xchel are moving on up to Beverly Hills! In this episode we recap episode 14 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8. Listen as we discuss psychic Rebecca’s direct line to “Papa God,” Dorit’s ability to make a seance about her and PK, Erika’s past life as a young boy stuck […]
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M2B Vanderpump Rules Season 6 Episode 15 – Nothing Here For Me
We’ve ventured into Pump Rules Land! It was only natural since Vanderpump Rules is filmed in Joleen and Xchel’s West Hollywood neighborhood. Joleen and Xchel recap the 15th episode of the 6th season of Vanderpump Rules! Why is Jax getting constantly rewarded for being a cheater? Does Jax talk abusively to Brittany? Is Adam the […]
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M2B Vanderpump Rules Season 6 Episode 13 – Vegas! Baby?
We’ve ventured into Pump Rules Land! It was only natural since Vanderpump Rules is filmed in Joleen and Xchel’s West Hollywood neighborhood. Joleen and Xchel recap the 13th episode of the 6th season of Vanderpump Rules! Is Jax too old for Hooters? Will Brittany ever learn? Who’s the drunkest Vanderdude of them all? Do women […]
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M2B RHOBH Season 8 Episode 13 – Crying Shame
Joleen and Xchel are moving on up to Beverly Hills! In this episode we recap episode 13 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8. We’re finally caught up on RHOBH! Listen as we explain why this is a perfect Housewives episode and so much more! Enjoy and please share us with your Bravo-loving […]
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M2B RHOBH Season 8 Episode 11 – Thank You, Thuck You
Joleen and Xchel are moving on up to Beverly Hills! In this episode we recap episode 11 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8. Listen as we answer all of the important questions like why does Bravo keep promoting Instagram celebrities who steal content? Who looked better in the red faux fur coat […]
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M2B RHOBH Season 8 Episode 9 – That Was Weird
Joleen and Xchel are moving on up to Beverly Hills! In this episode we recap episode 9 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8. Listen as we answer all of the important questions like does Dorit just talk to talk? Should we de-stigmatize menstruation? Are Lisa and Dorit on the outs as friends? […]
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M2B Vanderpump Rules Season 6 Episode 11 – It’s All Happening
We’ve ventured into Pump Rules Land! It was only natural since Vanderpump Rules is filmed in Joleen and Xchel’s West Hollywood neighborhood. Joleen and Xchel recap the 11th episode of the 6th season of Vanderpump Rules! Why is Scheana so cringey when she talks about Rob? Is James in love with Lala? Should Raquel stick […]
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M2B RHOBH Season 8 Episode 3 – Bad Guys
Joleen and Xchel are moving on up to Beverly Hills! In this episode we recap episode 3 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8. Everyone’s watching. Are you? Listen now to find out why and so much more. Enjoy! Please rate & subscribe on iTunes. We have a new goal of getting to […]
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M2B RHOBH Season 8 Episode 1 – Stronger Than Ever
Joleen and Xchel are moving on up to Beverly Hills! In this episode we recap the premiere of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8. So far Xchel’s a fan. Listen now to find out why and so much more. Enjoy! Please rate & subscribe on iTunes. We have a new goal of getting […]
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M2B Vanderpump Rules Season 6 Episode 4 – Absinthe-Minded
We’ve ventured into Pump Rules Land! It was only natural since Vanderpump Rules is filmed in Joleen and Xchel’s West Hollywood neighborhood. Joleen and Xchel have many laughs while recapping this drama-filled fourth episode. They answer all the important questions like…Did Sandybutt really cheat? What’s up with Katie’s reaction? Stassi said what!?! Is Taco Bell […]
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M2B NJ Season 8 Episode 12 – Ain’t No Misbehaving
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel recap episode 12 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8. What did Teresa do to that wood? Why is Siggy really mad? What did Margaret do wrong? Why won’t Siggy meet Marge Sr? Is Danielle stirring the pot again? Will the Gorgonzola’s family business last? Will Joleen […]
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M2B NJ Season 8 Episode 11 – Fauxpology
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel recap episode 11 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8. Listen as we share the latest Bravo gossip, breakdown the Margaret and Siggy drama and so much more. Enjoy! And share us with your Bravo-loving friends! Please rate & subscribe on iTunes. We have a new goal […]
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M2B NJ Season 8 Episode 9 – When Chairs Fly
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel recap episode 9 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8. Listen as we discuss the Kim D vs Teresa showdown. Who’s right? Who’s wrong? Who’s Joleen crushing on? Why doesn’t Xchel know the difference between a haircut and a style? Who has Teresa’s back? In marriage, who […]
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M2B OC Episode 20 – Reunion Part 1
It’s part one of this two-part Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion! Joleen and Xchel recap Andy Cohen’s recap of season 12. Who came out the victor when Meghan came for Lydia? Was Peggy even at the reunion? Why was Vicki crying over Shannon’s marriage? Will Shannon and Lydia ever be friends? Will Meghan ever […]
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M2B NJ Season 8 Episode 7 – A Retreat To Remember
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel recap episode 7 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8. Listen as we discuss the Danielle’s past, Teresa’s future with Melissa, Siggy retreating to her old ways, Dolores’s badassness, why this is a near perfect Housewives episode and so much more. Enjoy! And share us with your […]
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M2B OC Episode 19 – SEASON FINALE
It’s finally here! The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 12 Finale! It’s episode 19 and Meghan is selling candles where Tamra got married. Joleen and Xchel discuss Meghan’s extravagant King Collection party and the apology tour that attended. Was Peggy lying? Will Kelly and Shannon ever be single lady besties? How awkward was that […]
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M2B OC Episode 18 – The Real Vikings of Orange County
This Iceland trip keeps getting crazier and crazier! It’s episode 18 of the Real Housewives of Orange County and Peggy is coming for Meghan!?! Misfire! Misfire! Joleen and Xchel discuss Peggy’s big night and it’s aftermath. Is Vicki a bad friend? Did Lydia do the right thing? Is Meghan really crying? Is Tamra the meanest […]
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M2B NJ Episode 5 – Not Over It
This is the tastiest tasting we’ve ever (not) been invited to! In this episode, Joleen and Xchel recap episode 5 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Listen as we discuss Siggy’s crabwalk, Danielle coming for Dolores, whether or not we think Teresa is jealous of Melissa, the best and worst dressed of the episode, […]
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M2B OC Episode 17 – A Case of the Vickis
It’s part 2 of the big Iceland trip! In this episode, Joleen and Xchel discuss Vicki’s ghostly health scare, late night picking on Peggy, Kelly spitting swords, Shannon’s “concern” for Vicki, Tamra’s piss pants, wannabe Meghan and Producer Tilly sleeps through it all. They also share some housewives news. Enjoy! And share us with your […]
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M2B NJ Episode 4 – The Public Shaming of Melissa
Welcome back, scumbags! In this episode, Joleen and Xchel recap episode 4 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Listen as they share the latest RHONJ news and what they think of Siggy’s public shaming, Teresa’s pink fur, whether or not Melissa and Teresa’s reconciliation is real and who they think is telling the truth […]
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M2B OC Episode 16 – An Unexpected Thaw
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel are heading to Iceland (via the television) for another housewives trip! They discuss Meghan’s nanny privilege, glacier hiking, group texts, Lydia’s temper tantrum, Vicki’s 911 scare, breaking Real Housewives of Orange County news regarding David and Shannon’s marriage and so much more. Enjoy! And share us with your Bravo-loving […]
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M2B NJ Episode 3 – The Apology
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel recap episode 3 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Listen as they discuss which housewife is more Joan Rivers, Teresa’s Tre(e) wordplay, Dolores – the instigator, Siggy’s mean girl tactics, Joe Gorgonzola’s new business endeavor, Average Joe’s man crush, why Margaret’s mom is the best dressed woman on […]
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M2B OC Episode 15 – Mystic Mistake
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel discuss Vicki’s heart, Tamra’s shock, Peggy’s tearful teardown of Shannon, Lydia’s patriarchal travel invitation, Meghan’s mystical party from Hell and more. Enjoy! And share us with your Bravo-loving friends! Please rate & subscribe on iTunes. We have a new goal of getting to 40 rates and reviews on iTunes! […]
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M2B OC Episode 14 – Armenian Rhapsody
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel discuss Vicki’s failed attempt at making amends with Tamra, jealous housewives (Looking at you, Meghan), Diko confronting Shannon, Kelly’s love of dad jokes, the complexities of marriage, who Lydia’s replacement should be and so much more. Enjoy! And share us with your Bravo-loving friends! Please rate & subscribe on […]
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M2B NJ Episode 1 – Shady Beach
It’s the NEW JERSEY SEASON 8 PREMIERE! In this episode, we introduce Xchel to the table-flipping, tight dress-wearing ladies who make up the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Listen as Joleen and Xchel break down the premiere and find out if Xchel will decide to run for the drama-free hills after this episode. Enjoy! And […]
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M2B OC Episode 13 – Don’t Rock The Boat
Marriage is often about agreeing to disagree and that’s exactly what Joleen and Xchel found out while discussing this episode of the Real Housewives of Orange County. Listen as they dissect the Beador’s silver spoon dinner and more. In this episode, they say a final goodbye to Doug’s balls. FINALLY! They also discuss David questioning […]
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M2B OC Episode 12 – Farm-to-Table Manners
Joleen and Xchel are on day 5 of the Whole 30 Diet and it may be affecting their views on the housewives. In this episode, they discuss whether Kelly is capable of empathy and compassion, why Meghan is a boring housewife, Vicki’s influenza, Tamra throwing Shannon under the bus again, bullying, kicking down and why […]
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M2B OC Episode 11 – Breast Intentions
After a few weeks of travel, Joleen and Xchel are back for more OC fun! In this episode, they talk BOOBS! Joleen and Xchel also discuss Tamra’s tendency to play all sides, Meghan’s position as a housewife, the dumbest storyline in the history of Housewives, their theories on Detective Steve, Shannon’s competitive spirit and why […]
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M2B OC Episode 9 – Drag Bingo Bombshell
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel discuss Meghan’s investigating vs her instigating, Lydia’s Christian cop-out, Peggy’s crumbling likability, everyone criticizing Kelly, who was the best drag king and the fate of all the housewives on the show. They also tell all about the scene of tonight’s episode, Hamburger Mary’s, which is only a few blocks […]
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M2B NYC Reunion Part 3 – Goodbye Season 9
It’s the final part of the Real Housewives of New York City Reunion and it’s time to say goodbye! In this episode, Joleen and Xchel wrap up the season, give out some real housewives awards and advice for next season. Enjoy! Please rate & subscribe on iTunes. Our goal is to get to 40 reviews. […]
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M2B OC Episode 8 – Run For Your Wife
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel discuss resting bitch faces, seafood towers, private swim lessons, Meghan’s likability, Kelly’s lack of self-control, whether or not Vicki is in control, Lydia’s mom’s magic, why inside jokes need to stay inside, the hazing of Peggy and the future of Shannon’s marriage. They also share their frustrations with this […]
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M2B NYC Reunion Part TWO – The Silencing of Ramona Singer
It’s Part TWO of the Real Housewives of New York City Reunion and it’s all about the relationships, baby! In this episode, Joleen and Xchel discuss the epic silencing of Ramona Singer, the stalking of Bethenny, Sonja’s boyfriends, housewives politics and the Tinsley/Carole/Bethenny BFF triangle. They also take a closer look at reunion fashion and […]
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M2B OC Episode 7 – Un-Noble Women
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel discuss the housewives and their men. Is Eddie super sleepy this season? Why does David need abs? Why is Jimmy so cranky? Are Diko and Peggy really married? Is Doug the best househusband? And what the hell is going on with Kelly, Michael and lobster mac n cheese? They […]
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M2B NYC Reunion Part ONE – The Dragging of Ramona Singer
It’s Part ONE of the Real Housewives of New York City Reunion! In this episode, Joleen and Xchel discuss the epic dragging of Ramona Singer, Sonja’s stolen pajama jammy jams, the fall of the D’agostino’s and so much more. Also, find out our picks for best and worst dressed. The NYC reunion came out swinging […]
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M2B OC Episode 6 – The Sip-And-See Stand Off
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel share the many definitions they have of what a sip-n-see might be and do their best impressions of some of their favorite housewives/scenes. They also discuss Kelly’s bad fashion and behavior, Lydia and Doug’s hairy party planning, whether or not Peggy is putting on an act and Megan’s true intentions. Also, […]
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M2B NYC Episode 19 – Thank You and Good Night
It’s the season finale! That means Xchel made it through an entire regular season of the real housewives and we couldn’t be prouder of him. In this episode, Joleen and Xchel break down the Real Housewives of New York City season finale that Xchel’s describes as a “victory lap for the season.” They discuss Tinsely’s […]
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M2B OC Episode 5 – Moving In, Moving On And Moving Fast
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel discuss Lydia’s God-centered sex talk, putting your parents in a senior center, prenuptial agreements, the controversies surrounding Peggy, Kelly’s meeting with the puppet master, home party sales and Vicki’s new “good girl” act. They also ponder the age old question – Can you drive a yellow car and be […]
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M2B NYC Episode 18 – Make Out, Make Up
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel start off with some BREAKING NEWS in the New York Housewives world! They wrap up the Mexico trip with talk of Sonja’s hands/tongue-on approach to partying with her lady friends. Everyone is tequila-wasted and just after Bethenny and Ramona make up in the pool, a new fight emerges between […]
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M2B OC Episode 3 – The Not So Quiet Woman
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel get loud while discussing the blow up at the Quiet Woman. They start off the podcast with a couple of shout-outs to a few of their favorite listeners and then it’s time to recap! Xchel and Joleen also reveal if they’re Team Kelly or Team Shannon and so much […]
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M2B OC Episode 2 – It’s Either My Way or the Feng Shui
In this episode, Joleen and Xchel recall their weekend trip to the Orange County Fair where they were on the lookout for housewives. Then they dive into episode 2 to discuss the newest housewife (even though they can’t remember her name), Tamra as a grandma, couples who workout together, Shannon’s fragile mental state and which […]
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M2B NYC Episode 17 – Tequila-thon
We’re back for part 2 of the Mexico trip and we didn’t not NOT like it. In this episode, Joleen & Xchel discuss Tinsley’s dating status with Chris/Scott, Ramona’s butt-licking behavior, the best housewife to travel with, coochie-cutting swimwear, Sonja’s delusional/drunken behavior and they breakdown the Bethenny-anticipated Skinny Girl Tequila trip. Also, is Joleen a […]
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Married To Bravo Episode 16 – Three Tequila…Floor!
It’s FINALLY MEXICO TIME! In this episode, Joleen & Xchel discuss Ramona & Sonja’s grabby behavior, who’s leaking stories about Tinsley to Page Six, housewives fashion south of the border, Bethenny’s sniper speech and fall in love with Luann all over again…well, sort of. PS Is it time for Ramona to retire from the real housewives? […]
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Married To Bravo Episode 15 – Oil and Vinegar
In this episode, Joleen & Xchel discuss the ongoing saga of Sonja’s genital hygiene, Ramona’s bad behavior, online housewives gossip, Tinsley’s cringeworthy double-date and Joleen’s Minnesota mom (Eileen) joins (via phone) to discuss Dorinda’s Mary Tyler Moore misunderstanding. Eileen will make you feel like you’re in an episode of Fargo! Enjoy! Please rate & subscribe […]
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Married To Bravo Episode 14: A Slippery Slope
In this episode, Joleen & Xchel hit the slopes with the ladies in Vermont to discuss abuse, privilege and the myth that bigger is always better. Ramona continues her campaign for least likable of the season, Tinsley shares more than her sober mind would of liked to in a game of truth or dare and […]
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Married To Bravo Episode 13 – A Bronx Tale
In this episode, Joleen & Xchel discuss all the drama that went down in the Bronx. Dorinda, the drunken gangster is back and all we can say is, CLIP! Sonja is still talking about not being invited to the Berkshires LAST YEAR; however, we all know it’s about so much more than just that. Could […]
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Married To Bravo Episode 12 – Regency Reunion
We’re BACK! After spending the last few weeks traveling, Joleen & Xchel are in LA again and ready to dive back into this season of the Real Housewives of NYC. In this episode, Joleen & Xchel discuss Carole’s impeccable style, Tinsley’s need for a Felicity moment, Sonja being between a Rocco and a hard place, […]
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Married To Bravo Episode 10 – Black Out And Get Out
In this episode, Joleen & Xchel wrap up the Bezerkshires trip and the conclusion of the Bethenny and Ramona fight. Back in New York, JILL & BOBBY ZARIN ARE BACK! Did it live up to all the Bravo hype? You’ll have to listen to find out. Joleen explains why 11 pm is too late to […]
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Married To Bravo Episode 8 – Return of the Berzerkshires
Xchel married Joleen, which means he also (reluctantly) married all things Bravo TV. Listen as comedians Joleen Lunzer-Hernandez and Xchel Hernandez have fun breaking down episodes of the newest season of the Real Housewives of New York City. In this episode we talk all things episode 8 – “Return of the Berzerkshires.” The women return […]
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