satire – Joleen Lunzer

February 8, 2013Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

My Funny Valentine

February 14, 2012February 14, 2012Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Valentine’s Day Tips & Tricks

January 13, 2012December 1, 2015Joleen Lunzer1 Comment

Pale Gurl’s Sex Advice

January 12, 2012January 12, 2012Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Sh*t Co-Workers Say

October 29, 2011November 9, 2013Joleen Lunzer3 Comments

What your Halloween costume says about YOU!

September 28, 2011September 28, 2011Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Facebook Relationship Rules

June 9, 2011June 9, 2011Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

GIRL POWER and other lies The Spice Girls told us

May 23, 2011May 23, 2011Joleen Lunzer1 Comment

Boobs, Rap Music, Personal Hygiene, Gingers and Weddings

May 17, 2011May 17, 2011Joleen Lunzer1 Comment

Pageant Moms: The PALE GURL TRUE BLOGGYWOOD STORY

May 11, 2011May 11, 2011Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

What NOT to do says me

March 15, 2011March 16, 2011Joleen Lunzer1 Comment

See Jill. See Jill drink AGAIN…

March 10, 2011March 11, 2011Joleen Lunzer1 Comment

Just Do What Our “Leaders” Do

February 28, 2011March 4, 2011Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Sheen is as sober as he’ll ever be

January 13, 2011January 13, 2011Joleen Lunzer2 Comments

Best Facebook Status Updates of 2011…so far.

December 13, 2010December 14, 2010Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Proper Etiquette for your Corporate/Company Holiday Party

December 8, 2010December 10, 2010Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Favorite Christmas Memories – By Joleen (Pale Gurl)

December 1, 2010December 1, 2010Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Oops! I Accidentally on Purpose Peed on your Turducken.

October 21, 2010October 21, 2010Joleen Lunzer2 Comments

Advice Your Parents Never Gave You Because They Were Drunk

October 5, 2010October 5, 2010Joleen Lunzer1 Comment

Best Halloween Costumes of 2010

September 27, 2010September 27, 2010Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Congratulations on your Marriage! I hope it’s nothing like your first or your second…

September 2, 2010September 2, 2010Joleen Lunzer4 Comments

Creeper Fashion – Jeans Edition

June 18, 2010June 30, 2010Joleen Lunzer2 Comments

Barsexuality – What your Grandparents should know.

May 20, 2010May 20, 2010Joleen Lunzer1 Comment

I Guess I Like ‘LIKE’ it.

April 14, 2010April 14, 2010Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Top 10 Reasons I HIDE you on Facebook

April 6, 2010April 6, 2010Joleen Lunzer6 Comments

What does your Facebook profile pic say about you

March 16, 2010March 16, 2010Joleen Lunzer4 Comments

St. Patrick’s Day Faux Pas!

March 11, 2010March 11, 2010Joleen Lunzer2 Comments

Dating in a Drug-Addicted World.

February 16, 2010February 16, 2010Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

30 is the NEW PREGNANT

February 8, 2010March 11, 2010Joleen Lunzer1 Comment

FML?

January 26, 2010January 26, 2010Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Facebook makes us believe that people actually care about us…

January 25, 2010January 25, 2010Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

You ain’t got to lie about your resolutions.

December 27, 2009December 27, 2009Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Best Facebook Status Updates on Christmas DAY!

December 15, 2009December 15, 2009Joleen Lunzer17 Comments

Why Facebook is the GREATEST Invention since Mountain Dew

December 4, 2009December 4, 2009Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

When you know it’s time to break up.

December 2, 2009December 2, 2009Joleen Lunzer2 Comments

Facebook Crimes

November 14, 2009November 14, 2009Joleen Lunzer2 Comments

Best Facebook Status Updates of the Week~

November 4, 2009Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

The BEST Facebook Status Updates of the week…

October 30, 2009November 16, 2009Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Things I wish I could HONESTLY say, but I can’t.

October 24, 2009November 16, 2009Joleen Lunzer1 Comment

Did your Facebook Status make the BEST OF list this week?

October 9, 2009October 9, 2009Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

OMG! My boss just Facebook friend requested me!

October 8, 2009November 16, 2009Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Stuff I learned from public school and reality tv.

October 7, 2009October 7, 2009Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Did your Facebook Status make the BEST OF list!?!

October 2, 2009November 16, 2009Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Important Facebook DON’TS

October 1, 2009October 7, 2009Joleen Lunzer1 Comment

Don’t be Tardy for the Party!

August 17, 2009November 16, 2009Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Pale Gurl Stand Up Comedy

August 12, 2009Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

A Letter to Self Tanner

July 11, 2009November 16, 2009Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

K-Dawg and JoJo Episode 2 featuring TANIKA!

July 9, 2009November 16, 2009Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

The K-Dawg and JoJo Show…

June 14, 2009June 14, 2009Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Pale Gurl Stand Up Comedy June 2009 – SPF 90 is in the house!

May 19, 2009November 16, 2009Joleen Lunzer1 Comment

Let’s DATE!

May 6, 2009May 6, 2009Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Do you work in an Office?

May 6, 2009November 16, 2009Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Don’t dump and run….

March 19, 2009November 16, 2009Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

Exclusive Interview with the OCTOMOM!

October 31, 2008November 2, 2008Joleen Lunzer4 Comments

Forwards…I just don’t get it.

October 28, 2008November 3, 2008Joleen Lunzer3 Comments

Vote with your brain and not with your bible.

October 2, 2008October 8, 2008Joleen Lunzer4 Comments

Stop hiding behind Jesus!

September 22, 2008November 16, 2009Joleen Lunzer1 Comment

You make me NOT want to go Outback tonight…

September 17, 2008September 17, 2008Joleen Lunzer1 Comment

Your body’s eating itself…that’s hot!

September 3, 2008September 4, 2008Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

“Eating is so 1990,” says the new girls of West Beverly High

September 2, 2008September 4, 2008Joleen Lunzer1 Comment

What exactly does the VP do?

August 20, 2008January 25, 2011Joleen Lunzer4 Comments

Let’s RETARD the RETARDED talk…

August 14, 2008August 15, 2008Joleen Lunzer1 Comment

No more bitch work, please.

July 31, 2008August 1, 2008Joleen LunzerLeave a Comment

How do you turn this damn thing on!?!

July 15, 2008July 21, 2008Joleen Lunzer1 Comment

Satire…how I love thee.