Married To Bravo Episode 11 – A Countess No More

June 21, 2017June 21, 2017Pale Gurl Leave a comment

In this episode, Joleen & Xchel talk about talking shit behind your back, Bethenny’s amazing party (she had cups made of cookie!), Ramona’s thirsty dinner with children and agree that it’s time for everyone to stop celebrating Luann & Tom’s nuptials. IT’S OVER! HURRAY! Neither Joleen or Xchel took notes during this episode. Will they remember what the hell happened and in what order? You’ll see… Also, enjoy the fun reenactments of a few of their favorite scenes.

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Married To Bravo Episode 10 – Black Out And Get Out

June 19, 2017June 19, 2017Pale Gurl Leave a comment

In this episode, Joleen & Xchel wrap up the Bezerkshires trip and the conclusion of the Bethenny and Ramona fight. Back in New York, JILL & BOBBY ZARIN ARE BACK! Did it live up to all the Bravo hype? You’ll have to listen to find out. Joleen explains why 11 pm is too late to be wearing a bra and Xchel is warming up to Carole now that she went sans bra for a neighborly art exhibit. Joleen & Xchel have fun reenacting a few of their favorite scenes and need your help deciding what Bravo show they should watch next. Please rate & subscribe.

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Married to Bravo – THE VERY SPECIAL EPISODE

June 17, 2017June 17, 2017Pale Gurl Leave a comment

It’s a very special bonus episode of the Married To Bravo Podcast. Xchel talks to Joleen about her recent trip to NYC where she was on the lookout for housewives! Did she find any? Is she moving there to join the cast? Did she make-out with Tom? Find out in this super special short episode of the podcast. Also, please RATE & SUBSCRIBE on iTunes!

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Married To Bravo Episode 9 – Two Weeks Notice

June 14, 2017June 14, 2017Pale Gurl Leave a comment

In this episode, Joleen & Xchel start off in a fight. Yay marriage! They quickly resolve their issue with a technique any couple’s therapist would be proud of…aka the “Same page” method. When all is right in the Hernandez marriage again, they answer some fan mail about ball rejuvenation…is it a thing? You’ll find out. Joleen explains how she saved Xchel during a hike on Runyon Canyon. Then they break down episode 9 where the housewives are back in the Bezerkshires and are constantly at risk of burning down the house by starting fires in inactive fireplaces and sharing all their dirt on Tom with LuAnn who couldn’t care less because they’re going skiing. Duh. Joleen & Xchel have fun reenacting a few of this episode’s best scenes. *spoiler alert* Joleen plays an amazing drunk Ramona. It’s so succulent! Enjoy!

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Married To Bravo Episode 8 – Return of the Berzerkshires

June 9, 2017June 9, 2017Pale Gurl Leave a comment

Xchel married Joleen, which means he also (reluctantly) married all things Bravo TV. Listen as comedians Joleen Lunzer-Hernandez and Xchel Hernandez have fun breaking down episodes of the newest season of the Real Housewives of New York City. In this episode we talk all things episode 8 – “Return of the Berzerkshires.” The women return to Dorinda’s house in the Berkshires where Dorinda always makes it nice. Listen as we relive all the craziness the ensues once the housewives start arriving. Xchel shares a story about being the Rudy of his high school football team and Joleen reassures him that he does not need ball rejuvenation. The housewives continue their campaign against Tom, the cheater cheater pumpkin eater as they await Luann’s arrival and Bethenny and Carol slay housewives fashion. Also, Joleen & Xchel reenact some crucial scenes from this episode. This is a fun one. Enjoy!