When the sun reflects off of you and makes your friends tanner.

When you use wite-out as a foundation because it best matches your skin.

When people ask if you are related to a guy named, Powder.

When people ask if you glitter in the sun.

If you write on your hand because you mistook it for paper.

If you envy how tan polar bears are.

If you get excited when you freckle because it’s at least some kind of color.

If anyone has ever tried to shovel you in the winter.

When you have to wear a nude colored nylon bodysuit under your swimsuit.