Best Halloween Costumes of 2010

What will you be for Halloween this year? May I suggest a few?

Please see below…if you dare…

You and a friend can be racists. Are we really trying to save the “princess” or are we just after King Koopa cuz he’s Japanese?

(Mario and Luigi – Mario Bros)

You can be unbelievably shorter, oranger and drunker than anyone has ever been before (right).


You can be a reality tv “actress” who tries for the I don’t really care look. When in reality, it takes: 7 stylists, 2 make up artists, 9 gay guy friends/hairdressers, 12 Sugar-Free Red Bulls, Zero calories, One $700 distressed looking/vintage t-shirts of a band you’ve never heard of and two Hermes totes full of blow to look this apathetic (left).

(Snooki – right and Kristin Cavalari – left from MTV)

You can be a creepy True Blood/Twilight/New Moon wannabe Vampire chick. Finally all of those hours spent practicing your new signature, Mrs. Bill Compton, perfecting your plastic fangs and letting your vampire boyfriend feast upon your neck during his lunch breaks at Circle K will pay off! All you need is a warped sense of reality and little to no life ambition.

(Vampire chicks)

You can be a super trendy teen mom who likes to wear Blair Waldorfesque ties and school girl uniforms and is considering selling your soon-to-be birthed baby at a really classy yard sale. A yard sale your baby would be proud of – with tables and maybe a streamer or two. Unlike those tacky yard sales where they just throw the sh*t on the front lawn and yell out to passing cars, “Pay me!”

(A Teen Mom)

You can be a girl who describes passing her GED test as, “impossible” and enjoys beating on big guys who fill her belly full of babies. Must also use copious amounts of foul language in front of infants/toddlers, enjoy dancing worse than e-popping, glow-stick waving, furry pants wearing 1995 ravers and be unable to fully open your eyes (literally)…ever.

(Amber from MTV’s Teen Mom)

You could be the greatest dad ever!

If the criteria for becoming the greatest dad ever was:

  • The longest party in the back in Michigan.
  • You were in jail and/or rehab throughout your children’s entire lives.
  • You impregnate the mom of the girl your high school-aged son knocked up.
  • You have never paid taxes.
  • You have 2 and a half pairs of partially clean underwear.
  • Your dream is to one day own a purple leather couch.
  • You are still worried that someone is going to jack you for your 1993 Puffy Charlotte Hornets Starter jacket.
  • You own t-shirts that have any of the following sayings: a) Proud to be an American. Where we’s speak American. b) Muff Diver c) Let’s blow up the border.

(Butch from MTV’s Teen Mom)

1 thought on “Best Halloween Costumes of 2010

  1. I’m a 13 year old girl, and me and my best friend are going trick or treating together on Halloween and we are going to dress up as gothic fairies. We are going to wear all black clothing, black shoes, black makeup etc. And because we’re going to be gothic fairies we want to wear wings. But we want to buy like cheap, plain fairy wings that aren’t coloured and spray paint them. Does anyone know a store where we can buy these in Queensland Australia? Thanks.

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