What does your Facebook profile pic say about you


 

His profile pic says:

I’m too old for Facebook.

I’m just here to perv-out.

I’m lost. Can someone direct me to classmates.com

His profile pic says:

I’ve been to jail.

I sleep on a couch.

I don’t want to learn how to spell my name.

Her profile pic says:

Who doesn’t want to look at a giant picture of my face.

I like me more than I like my friends.

I’m good at softball.

Her profile pic says:

I’m not just slutty on Halloween.

I’m no stranger to DUI’s.

I only hook up with guys in relationships.

His profile pic says:

I have dry scalp.

I don’t wear underwear.

I put my penis in lots of inanimate objects.

His profile pic says:

I regularly tell people: “I used to like that band when they were cool. But now they’re too mainstream.”

I like to go camping by myself and cry.

I never clean my ears.

His profile pic says:

Fantasy football is my life.

I still drink juice boxes.

I woke up in the toilet.

Her profile pic says:

I commonly use your and you’re incorrectly in sentences.

I have a barbed wire tattoo on my ankle

My kids are good at being left at home alone.

Their profile pic says:

We had our first child in 6th grade.

Our parents are related.

We’re pretty sure who the father is.

His profile pic says:

If only she wasn’t my sister.

I’d rather be playing the trumpet.

Ugh! I told my mom I wanted Justin Bieber for my birthday.

Her profile pic says:

I spend all my money on vodka, saline, low-lights and acrylics.

This is what I do when my boyfriend is in jail.

Watching the news is so boring.

Her profile pic says:

I’ve seen New Moon 56 times.

I drive a KIA.

I Skype with Strangers.

6 thoughts on “What does your Facebook profile pic say about you

  1. No doubt–there are some interesting profile pics out there.

  2. hahaha loveeeee! you might just be my new favorite person

  3. The last photo comments put me on the floor! Well played!

  4. The girl cop is a professional swimmer in Australia called Stephanie Rice, she got in a lot of trouble for that!

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