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Pretty & Pale

Here is a list of my FAVORITE pale gurls and why they RULE my PALE world.

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Ani DiFranco.I doubt Ani frequents the tanning beds or spends hours out sun-bathing. Her schedule is filled with more important things like running her own record label, being a mom and writing the most innovative and provactive songs of my generation.

Hilary Clinton.Love her or hate her, Hilary Clinton came closer than any other woman in history to the United States Presidency. She is a strong, assertive, and successful woman who proves that the time is coming for a woman in the White House. Hilary is a pale gurl and we don’t think she minds it. It really hasn’t seemed to hold her back.

Isla Fisher. She’s cute, cool, crazy, totally hilarious, married to Borat and PALE. Isla proves that pretty is pale. She’s a great actress whose UV-challenged skin makes her a member of the Pale Gurl’s Club.

One of the BEST representations of pale done right is that of Burlesque star Dita Von Teese…she works the her paleness like no other.

Dita knows the importance of shade and SPF.

Dita learned the error of her ways early in life when she went from a light haired tan gurl to a dark haired pale gurl. Major improvement!

Pale skin is in!

A group of extremely beautiful pale ladies (from left to right: Zoe Deschanel, Bryce Dallas Howard and Liv Tyler).  Being pale has lots of perks, just ask these ladies.

It can get you kissed by Spiderman

It can transform you into an Elf Princess.

It can take you on a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

Pale is in!

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Shirley Manson: How could I forget about Shirley. She proves that pale is sexy, talented and rocks out on the regular!

Kirsten Dunst

Kirsten Dunst: Every time I see a pic of Kirsten there is some snide comment about the paleness of her skin. Kirsten should be proud to rock a pair of shorts with a pair of super pale legs. Why do we have to hate on her skin tone? At least she’s not orange or sunbathing for skin cancer. Her skin is beautiful. PALE POWER!

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Michelle Trachtenberg – This Gossip Girl may appear ghostly to some technical tanners, but she actually has ideal skin. She is Paleutiful!

XOXO,

Pale Gurl

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Gwen Stefani

Isn’t she just a L.A.M.B.?

Beautiful, talented, awesome, cool and PALE.

 

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  1. poundcake / Jul 22 2008 7:54 pm

    Pale Gurls really do rule all.

  2. joy / Dec 23 2008 7:53 pm

    Shirley Manson is also very pretty pale girl

    • rebecca / Sep 21 2010 3:41 pm

      who is ms manson.is she related ot marylin manson?scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • cubejungle / Sep 27 2010 5:38 pm

        Shirley Manson from Garbage.

  3. JD / May 2 2009 1:39 am

    Love this celebration of pale. Gorgeous.

    • cubejungle / May 6 2009 5:05 pm

      Thank you! Pale girls need love too :)

  4. Contrast Baby! / Jun 9 2009 6:04 pm

    hehe love this! ~ <3
    girls really dont need to tan

  5. Abraham / Jun 28 2009 5:56 pm

    Goddddd i love pale girls but this girls are just amazing, Zoe Deschanel, Bryce Dallas Howard, Dita Von Teese ANDDDDDDDD Michelle Trachtenberg!!!!!!!!! simply beautiful i need a pale gf like these gorgeus womans. NOTE: Another gorgeous pale girl is AMY LEE…

  6. Lana / Aug 2 2009 10:24 am

    Love Shirley =D
    Rose McGowan is my fave pale girl =)

  7. Laura Dalton / Aug 20 2009 8:26 am

    Hello! I think pale is prettier! If you get a tan you lose your ‘personality looks’
    People just say ooh she’s brown and not ooh she’s really pretty.

    PALE IS PRETTY!!

    I confess, I do like a base tan, but dark tans look chavvy!!

  8. Greg-Matienzo / Aug 24 2009 11:37 pm

    Great idea, but will this work over the long run?

  9. CrazyDressedInBlack / Jan 26 2010 10:15 am

    OK, so…….
    I think Abraham is right! Although I’m not a man, I think Amy Lee from Evanescence is very beautiful and has pale skin. Another pale gurl is Tarja Turunen, ex-lead singer of Nightwish. And… ME!
    Well, you won’t see me though, so…….
    Buh-Bye!
    – crazydressedinblack.

  10. alex / May 8 2010 8:41 pm

    Pale skin is so sexy! Cate Blanchette

  11. The Healthy Apron / May 13 2010 2:46 pm

    and how crazy is it that all these girls have PERFECT skin!!??

    • Me / Jan 23 2011 9:13 pm

      Because they don’t ruin it with the damage caused by the sun.

  12. fitnfresh / May 13 2010 4:16 pm

    haha love it! pale power!!

    from one crazy pale girl to another (:

  13. pamela yorski / Sep 26 2010 5:52 am

    I’m always thinkin that my legs need 2 be tan 2 wear shorts, but I have so many friends that are addicted 2 tanning & now have skin cancer at such a young age, & they still keep tanning, where did it come from that women need 2 change their skin tone? Marylin Monroe was beautiful, pale, and 145lbs. THIS WORLD IS CRAZY, & most guys don’t even care what women look like, they just want the booty.

  14. Ryan / Dec 7 2010 12:13 am

    I fucking LOVE pale girls!! All hail to pale girls! Hail! XD

  15. Me / Jan 23 2011 9:12 pm

    I have had an obsession with ultra pale/alabaster skin my entire life, I find it so mysterious, classy, ethereal, sublime, striking and so out of the ordinary, like it doesn’t even belong to the mortal world. Other notable ultra pale girls to mention are: Nicola Roberts from Girls Aloud, the girl is white as skim milk. Other one I really like (when she is embracing her natural paleness and not wearing self tanners) is Kelly Osbourne, she has that pearlescent, creamy porcelain tone that looks so angelic. But my obsession is even deeper when such ultra paleness is paired with dyed black hair, so my favorite is definitely Dita Von Teese.

  16. ava / Dec 19 2011 6:50 pm

    Well done! This site is fully needed. I am sooooooooooooooooo deathly pale, and the joke is, I am mixed race- both of my parents are half black half white and are coffee skin-tone, my mix is jamaican,dominican,english scottish, irish and portugease. And all my life (I’m 18) iv been getting horrible comments about my skin colour, I used 2 feel soooo ugly, then I realised how stupid society is and that with bronzer or fake tan those same people compliment me for being pretty? The problem is I’m now limited to what I do, I don’t wear the clothes I wanna wear because it’ll show skin which means I need 2 do tanning proccess which is looonng, I won’t leave the front door even open my window without being broned and I don’t even like wearing make-up, I should probebly grow a pair n go outside pale! God frobid :)

  17. anna / Jan 10 2012 5:14 pm

    I’m pale and I love it. <3 These girls are beautiful… Emily Browning is another gorgeous pale girl. :)
    Love your pale list :)

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