Sex has been really big in Europe for like hundreds of millions of years now (I’m not good at math or history). And in the past 20 years or so, it has also become quite popular in the United States. This is thanks in large part to 1993 Pam Anderson and Internet Porn – just a click of the mouse and a … Continue reading »
Sh*t Co-Workers Say
Recently, Americans have become obsessed with Sh*t people say. Each day brings forth a new comedic video about sh*t a certain group of people say. It all started with “Sh*t My Dad Says” and then spiraled into the new phenomenon, “Sh*t Girls Say,” which has inspired many spin-offs. I would praise this video for its funny portrayal of stuff my gender … Continue reading »
What your Halloween costume says about YOU!
Halloween costumes are like cameras into the soul. They allow us to see the real you. Please read and share with your friends before you go out this Halloween. Below are just a few examples of what your Halloween costume says about you. Enjoy! 1. This costume says: I haven’t worn a bra in … Continue reading »
Facebook Relationship Rules
Every day I’m shufflin’ and stalking Facebook to see who is as miserable as I am. During my research, I have found that many Facebook users are unaware that there are rules when it comes to how one showcases his or her romantic relationships online. These rules have been passed down from generations of Myspace and must not … Continue reading »
Everyone on Facebook is working out or at least that’s what their statuses say.
FACEBRAG! Ever notice how every one of your friends on Facebook is constantly updating his or her status about how they are working out? Well, have no fear, now I’m working out . So check it out. It’s short and “sweet.” Please share with your Facebook friends, foes and your mom. FACEBRAG to the FACE!
GIRL POWER and other lies The Spice Girls told us
So tell me what you want, what you really really want. I want uh. I want uh. I want uh. I want uh. I want uh really really really wanna hear real lady advice… Women’s magazines and female popstars are notorious for giving questionable advice to women around the world. Below I’ve dissected their advice with a truthful … Continue reading »
Boobs, Rap Music, Personal Hygiene, Gingers and Weddings
After struggling on what my next post should be about, I turned to my social circle on Facebook. These are the same people I know little about, but trust with my address when I Foursquare that I am all alone and vulnerable at my house (address and when I’ll be asleep included). Immediately I was receiving responses, which made … Continue reading »
Pageant Moms: The PALE GURL TRUE BLOGGYWOOD STORY
Pageant moms are getting such a bad rap these days. Since when was it a crime to want your child to be the sexiest 2nd grader in your county? Instead of criticizing these moms, I decided to actually talk to a few of them to get a better understanding of this misunderstood species of women. … Continue reading »
What NOT to do says me
Everyday, people across our great nation are acting inappropriately in public. Whether it be hugging a cactus because he or she wanted to get the “best” profile pic on the ol’ Facebook page or doing it with a transient in the Ross Dress for Less dressing room, bad behavior is everywhere. Here are a few tips for both Guys and Gals … Continue reading »
See Jill. See Jill drink AGAIN…
Happy almost St. Patrick’s Day. Aka Amateur Day. AKA Palegurl’s FAVORITE lady-drunk, Jill’s day to shine! Like only she can. This is Jill. See Jill drink until she throws up onto her parent’s carpet. If you don’t remember Jill’s St. Patty’s Day escapades from last year, feel free to scroll down and find her story. This … Continue reading »
